Coming in 2023

After spending years touring America’s laundromats, skating rinks, and dairy barns in the Centrigents, Kris and Shimmy took a 23-and-Me test and shockingly found both the identity of their real father (!) and that they had a Half sister! Turns out their father, Dr. Andrew Gemstone and half sister, Miss Sarah Gemstone were already quite famous TV preachers and authors. Dr Gemstone with one of the longest running shows on TTN (Trinity Television Network) and sister Sarah being one of the developers of the wildly popular late 90’s diet book and cult empire, the Weigh Low Diet. 

Kris and Shimmy reached out to their new found family via their myChristianspace.com account and were quickly welcomed into the family (after they each signed an NDA of course. Just standard practice in big families ya know?). After each signing the agreement where they were to never speak of being Dr. Gemstone’s illegitimate children, the boys singing careers were given a major financial boost and occasionally the good Doctor and sister would even join them at their shows as the gift of song (and plate passing!) runs deep in the family genes. 

They went from playing laundromats to Crystal Cathedrals all over the world. The good Doctor’sTV show and book empire continues to grow exponentially. And the Sister’s diet cult in Franklin, TN is now up to over 100 people and she even has a private plane (for ministry!) 

Now explosive growth isn’t without is own problems and dramas. But those things are going to be explored in a new show about the family, starring the family themselves in a documentary premiering this January on Pureflix (rated TV MA, for “MA! get in here the Centricigems are on!”)

For just 49.99 a month you can follow the Righteous Centricigems as 10 minute episodes will be released once a month! The Righteous Centricigems on Pureflix is only available on TIVO and 2nd generation Roku machines. All sales are final. Sorry, No CODs. 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Kris, Shimmy, Sarah and Andrew!

This is all just jokes ya'll, but seriously. Thank's for giving us our best year ever and for considering our songs!